Final Destination (2000)

Nostalgia day rolls on in my living room and it turns out I've never written a review of the original Final Destination.  WTF.  A classic.   In 2000, I was 17, I had just survived Y2K and I was LOVING this movie in the theaters. Bring me Devon Sawa and Ali Larter and let's rolll.

Pre-9/11 airports always seem so carefree.  Remember when you just kinda waltzed into an airport?  People say that this movie reminds them that they're scared of flying -- flying doesn't scare me as much as it's annoying and squished and inconvenient.  But alas, we all know that the premise of Final Destination is the plane crash, where only a few survive and "cheat death."  Which then continues into multiple sequels that we all know and love.

So now that the few have cheated death, the race to survive begins.  Death is still out to get them, since it missed with the plane.  And isn't the glory of these movies?  The increasingly inventive and cringe-worthy deaths?  This was a new horror concept That's what we all enjoy about the franchise so much -- that thought that it could happen to us all?

Trucks (1997)

Have I seriously never reviewed this movie, which is the knock off of the seriously superior and very coke-fueled Maximum Overdrive?  Today I have a rare 24 hours off, with no family or work, and I'm determined to do some writing.  I got in a nostalgic mood early on, and trolled through Netflix and Amazon looking for comfortable sequels of my favorite franchises, to no avail.  So it will be time to dig for more obscure nostalgia, and first I have landed on Trucks. 

In this iteration, it's not just a truck stop, but also some cabins that house a hiking tour, which compels this group of people to end up together, surrounded by the now-possessed trucks.  There's all the stereotypes - the grizzled old war veteran, the hippie, the redneck, the strong beautiful woman returning to her hometown, the bickering couple,  the shy teen, the mouthy rebellious teen, and the hero (the much-touted Timothy Busfield).  If you've read the story, it follows pretty closely, if not in a somewhat clunky manner.  Sadly, there are no skeletons driving trucks as depicted by the poster art.  The ending was definitely more of a "woah!" than Maximum Overdrive. 

While they try to recreate it, the wonderful campiness and environment (Dixie Boy 4 EVAH!)  of Maximum Overdrive just isn't here, even though it's a decent rendition of the SK story.   The story itself is just kind of bizarre, and it lends to overacting and giant green demon trucks, not just a regular movie. 

47 Meters Down (2016)

So I actually watched this movie a few weeks ago, and I was surprised at how much I liked it.  I am a sucker for ocean/shark movies though and I loveee Mexico, so it's the perfect recipe for success for me. 

Two sisters, Lisa (Mandy Moore) and Kate (Claire Holt) are vacationing in Mexico when Kate finds out that Lisa was dumped by her boyfriend for being "too boring."  After a wild night out and meeting some cute guys, they agree to do some shark diving with them and their "friend" that they go with "every weekend."  The women lie about knowing how to scuba dive, but the captain, clearing seeing their lie, lets them aboard anyway.  Now I've been on a few snorkel/boat trips, and this boat definitely looks sketchy at best.  But all in the name of impressing your ex, Lisa!

All seems well, but this is a shitty boat with a shitty cable and the sisters plummet to the bottom, with quickly declining air and out of range of the radio.  There's lots of complications here -- the sharks, the lack of communication, the limited amount of air.  What I like about this movie is that the two woman actually make concerted and decent efforts and don't just do dumb shit for 90 minutes.  And I was entertained by the little "twist" at the end that I know some may have found annoying. 

I found out later that this was filmed in a tank in the Dominican Republic, and honestly, I was surprised.  I think the set looks realistic.  And Mandy Moore's acting was pretty good...remember when she was a singer?  I think she should make the transition to a scream queen.  You heard it here first ;)