Saturday, July 31, 2010

Home Sick (2007)

I'm really sorry, but I hated this movie.  It started out so strong, and I was really excited to see what was going to happen.  And then it just seriously failed from there on.

At the beginning of this movie, there's a weird guy in a motel room trying to get two goth chicks to pee on him.  Or vice versa.  What the fuck?  Fast forward to a little house party.  Everyone's already watching a flick and drinking beers and in comes a couple who obviously don't want to be there.

Randomly, a man named Mr. Suitcase (Bill Moseley) shows up.  He has a suitcase full of razorblades, and directs everyone to name someone that they hate.  Every time they name someone, he cut himself with a razor.  He sings a song and leaves, but by now, the shit is on.

After this, everyone named starts dying in weird ways.  This movie was sooooo slow and I didn't care about any of the people.  By the time we got to the deaths, I was like whatever.  The best and creepiest part of the movie was the appearance of Mr. Suitcase at the very beginning.  After that, FAIL.

*Bill Moseley appears at 14:08 minutes into the movie.
*Best quote from B. Moseley: "Forget about the razors...pretend they're not even there."