Movie News: Machete Cast

So the proverbial beans have been spilled regarding the cast of Machete and boy is the news good.

For your pleasure, we have:

-Michelle Rodriguez
-Jessica Alba
-Robert DeNiro
-Lindsay Lohan
-Steven Segal
-Don Johnson
-Jeff Fahey

It's rumored that La Lohan herself will be one of the topless ladies in the water featured in the trailer. Oh, Lindsay, I think we've seen enough of your ladyparts...or have we?

Stay tuned for much more Machete news as I remain thoroughly obssessed...